Mary, a memoir.

I’m a writer. 6 feet tall. I wear dead people’s coats, but never animals, and trying my best to not bed rot while watching Sister Wives.

Therefore, I rot.

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Mary’s top media consumptions of 2025 (so far)

Bird (Film)

Okay, this was 2024. But I haven’t moved on. 10/10; as good as director Andrea Arnold’s other film, Fish Tank.

The Studio (TV Show)

This show raised my blood pressure but all those golf cart rides made it worth it. Hollywood is stressful; what are movie people thinking.

Dangerous Animals (Film)

Unexpectedly horrifying. Those Australians, I tell ya.

28 Years Later (Film)

My favorite movie so far, and Danny Boyle’s greatest work. Terrifying, clever, funny, and allows the story to tell itself.

Bring Her Back (Film)

UNHINGED. Again, those Australians. What the hell, mate?

God of the Woods (Book)

It was actually released in 2024 ,but I just got around to it. It had a good mix of drama and true crime; rotted about by horrible rich people.