Howdy
I’m Mary, a writer.
I’m coming to terms with writing a blog in 2025. An initiative as daring as wearing pants instead of a skirt. But here we are.
You’ll find skincare that doesn’t bankrupt you, hot takes on why Wes Anderson has jumped the shark, and product opinions so honest that she should probably consult a lawyer.
I’m not a TikToker, which means I won’t overshare. And I’m not here to heal you. I just think you deserve affordable pants that have a slow fashion lifespan.
Welcome. Click something. Or not. I won’t take it personally.
Choose Your Cruelty-Free Poison
From the best cruelty-free serums, travel tips, scary movies, tea time, and tall-girl jeans that don’t quit at the shin, I’m here to sort what’s worth your time—and maybe even your money.
Let’s go.
The Tall Menu
Cruelty-Free & No Bullshit
I test the serums, moisturizers, and beauty trends so you don’t have to. Everything’s cruelty-free, and I’ll tell you when it’s a scam—or worth your cash.
Slow, Long Fashion
Secondhand, sustainable, slow-fashion, and tall-approved. These are fashion finds that go the distance—literally—without screaming sponsored.
Eat, Pray, Crash
Sure, it looks like a lifestyle blog. But scratch the goop off and you’ll find unsolicited opinions on movies, hyper-specific self-care tips, abrupt hot takes on why animals are better than people, and travel advice filtered through jet lag.